You are now aware that the clapping beat at the beginning of Muse’s Starlight is morse code for “TITS”.

myrorypond:

Promo rules:

• must be following me
• fandom blogs only, reblogs only
• first 30, allowed to go over but no promises~
• will be posted as soon as it reaches because i have no life
• go little dumplings

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

walk in front of them so it looks like youre leading your army into battle

What are the chances you get dropped literally right outside your old school in Geoguessr??

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

fun fact: my birthday is on the same day as google’s.

(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes)

thought-pollution:

The most important thing I’ve learned from Geoguessr is that I can’t tell the difference between Botswana and the interior of the Australian continent. I know everything else, though.

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

you are my hero